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Shingeki no Facebook - SnK Various x Reader

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[F/n] Ackerman has Joined Facebook 2 weeks ago
Mikasa Ackerman, Hanji Zoe, Reiner Braun and 18 others like this

Mikasa Ackerman: Who told you to join Facebook?
[F/n] Ackerman: Me
Hanji Zoe: *gets popcorn and lawn chair*
Reiner Braun: CAT FIGHT!!!!!
Bertolt Hoover: Reiner please..
Armin Arlert: What's going on?
Mikasa Ackerman: stay out of this!!!

~*~

[F/n] Ackerman has updated her status:
Hey! Look at Mikasa in pigtails!!!
Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein and 10 others liked this

Mikasa Ackerman: Dammit [F/n] I told you that was for our eyes only!!
[F/n] Ackerman: Now it's for the whole world's eyes!!! *evil laugh*
Hanji Zoe: *gets more popcorn and another lawn chair*
Eren Jeager: Someone stop them!!
Reiner Braun: Aw quit being a baby about it Jeager! Enjoy the cat fight!
Ymir: Um. I hear screaming from the other house beside me?
Reiner: Probably some old couple goin at it *thrusts hips*
[F/n] Ackerman: THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. BYE!

~*~

Eren Jeager updated his status:
Selfie!!
Mikasa Ackerman, [Y/n] Ackerman, Levi Ackerman and 6 others like this

Jean Kirstein: Wow u really look like shit
Eren Jeager: You wanna go ponyboy?!
Jean Kirstein: Ready when you are titan shit
Hanji Zoe: *gets more popcorn and lawn chair*
Levi Ackerman: Break it up now or 23 laps for both of you.
Mikasa Ackerman: I think we all know he's mines anyway.
Jean Kirstein: .......
Levi Ackerman: ......
Eren Jeager: ...........
[Y/n] Ackerman: Dude that's like your adoptive brother ew

~*~

[Y/n] Ackerman is in a relationship with Eren Jeager
Eren Jeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Jean Kirstein and 12 others like this

Levi Ackerman:....Oh fuck no.
Mikasa Ackerman: I do not ship this.
Jean Kirstein: Hell I do! Their fucking made for each-other!
Hanji Zoe: OOOOOOOOOH!!! *squeals* I'M GONNA NAME MY TITANS AFTER YOU GUYS!!!
[Y/n] Ackerman: U-Uh...
Eren Jeager: This is very uncomfortable.
Mikasa Ackerman: Just wait until you two are in bed.
[Y/n] Ackerman: MIKASA!!!
Eren Jeager: dude ew
Mikasa Ackerman: Was it something I said?

~*~

Mikasa Ackerman has changed her name to Mikasa Jeager.
Jean Kirstein, Armin Arlert, Connie Springer and 14 others like this.

[Y/n] Ackerman: Dafuq?
Reiner Braun: Eren u playa oooooh
Connie Springer: BURNNNNNN
Eren Jeager: What the?
Mikasa Ackerman: Eren you hacked my name!
Eren Jeager: I did not!
Hanji Zoe: *Gets even more popcorn and lawn chair*
Erwin Smith: Cadet I didn't know you were a PLAYA!
Levi Ackerman: Erwin oh my fucking Windex when the hell did you join this?
Mikasa Ackerman: Eren loves me!!!!!
[y/n] Ackerman: Bitch u drunk off yo asz gtfo
Eren Jeager: Uh-oh.
Reiner Braun: CAT FIGHT!!

~*~

[Y/n] Ackerman has de-friended and blocked Mikasa Jeager.
Levi Ackerman, Eren Jeager, Jean Kirstein and 13 others like this

Mikasa Jeager: Why [Y/n]?!
[Y/n] Ackerman: Get rid of that horrid name and maybe I'll think about it
Mikasa Jeager: btch wh u tnk u iz
Reiner Braun: yeah Mikasa you should lay off because I heard [y/n]'s screams last night *wink*
[Y/n] Ackerman: REINER!!
Levi Ackerman: [Y/N]!!!!
Eren Jeager: [y/n]?
[Y/n] Ackerman has logged off of Facebook

~*~

[Y/n] Ackerman has logged on Facebook
Mikasa Ackerman, Eren Jeager, Levi Ackerman and 14 others liked this

Mikasa Ackerman: [Y/n] you've been gone forever what's going on?!
Ymir: Is it weird that I'm still hearing screaming from next door seriously
Reiner Braun: Probably Eren and [y/n] *wink*
[Y/n] Ackerman: One more sex joke and I'm gonna slit your fucking throat.
Levi Ackerman: She's been on punishment.
Eren Jeager: Isn't she 18?
Levi Ackerman: Yeah but she's being violated by your rat-ass.
Armin Arlert: ????!!

~*~

Levi Ackerman is in a relationship with Hanji Zoe.
Hanji Zoe, Petra Ral, Erwin smith and 17 others liked this

[Y/n] Ackerman: ohmigod
Hanji Zoe: *SQUEALS* YAAAAAAAAAY I LOVE YOU LEVI!!!!!
[Y/n] Ackerman: *face-palms* Really Levi?
Mikasa Ackerman: Serves you right!
[Y/n] Ackerman: Serves me right for what?
Mikasa Ackerman: For stealing Eren from me!
Hanji Zoe: ......
Levi Ackerman: .....
[Y/n] Ackerman: way to ruin the mood mikasa i hope ur happy

~*~

Jean Kirstein has updated his status and tagged Eren Jeager:
How the hell can a 60 meter titan sneak up on you?!
[Y/n] Ackerman, Mikasa Ackerman, Eren Jeager and 20 others like this

[Y/n] wow jean just slay
Mikasa Ackerman: actually this is true
Eren Jeager: Oh my god! Dude!
Jean Kirstein: You can't blame me I mean the shit is 60 meters tall how the fuck can it sneak up on you
Eren Jeager: I didn't see it!!!! He was behind me!!
[Y/n] Ackerman: Guess the lightning flash wasn't enough to say "get the fuck outta there"
Eren Jeager: Now my own girlfriend is against me?!
[Y/n] Ackerman: No..I just think you need glasses or something. *smiles* Love you!
Jean Kirstein: Slay
Levi Ackerman: Actually this is true..
Eren Jeager: Seriously?!?!?!?!

~*~

Eren Jeager as updated his status and tagged Jean Kirstein and Marco Bot:
Look at Jean and Marco kissing!!
[Y/n] Ackerman, Mikasa Ackerman, Jean Kirstein and 23 others like this

[Y/n] Ackerman: *Nosebleed*
Hanji Zoe: OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP
Mikasa Ackerman: I ship Jean more with Armin...
Armin Arlert: H-Huh?!
Jean Kisrtein: Eren what the fuck?!?!?
Eren Jeager: Payback's a bitch isn't it
Mikasa Ackerman: Eren this could be us but u got [Y/n].
[Y/n] Ackerman: btch dnt mak me stmp ma foot up yo asz
Mikasa Ackerman: btch u nt sht letz go
Reiner Braun: CAT FIGHT!!
Marco Bott: I actually like this picture...
Jean Kirstein: MARCO?!!?
[Y/n] Ackerman: *died form blood loss*
Eren Jeager: [Y/N]!
Jean Kirstein: HA!!!! NOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS DEADDDDDDDDD
Eren Jeager: And that's why Marco isn't half the man he used to be!
Mikasa Ackerman:......
Jean Kirstein:.............
Marco Bot:................
[Y/n] Ackerman: Eren get the fuck out.
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