Fangirls - Eren x Reader - {AU} {CRACK FIC}

"HOLD THE TRUCK UP!" You screamed, protecting the brunette from a mod of screaming girls. You were going to have to get an explanation about this, anime characters don't just come to real life like this. Eren was practically freaking out, a traumatized expression written across his features. Girls literally threw themselves at him. If Levi was here this would've been easier. Hell, there were even a few cosplayers here.

"[F/n] what the hell?!" Eren whisper shouted to you, as you continued to try your hardest to block him from the other's. One girl managed to get pass you and grabbed his arm. "WHAT THE FUCK [F/N] HELP ME GOD DAMMIT," Eren screamed. You helped Eren as he tried to pull her off of him. "HEY WELL YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE AN ATTRACTIVE PROTAGONIST OF A HIT ANIME," You screamed back to him, as you pried he girl off of him.

"YOU BITCH YOU CAN'T JUST HOG HIM TO YOURSELF YOU KNOW!!!!" One of the girls screamed, grabbing Eren's arm. "[f/n] [F/n] [F/N] FUCKING HELP ME, THESE PEOPLE ARE WORSE THAN TITANS!" "SO KILL EM ALL WHY DON'T YA," You half joked back to him, prying the girl off of him and grabbing his hand, running away from the crowd who angrily chased after the both of you.

"WHY THE HELL COULDN'T YOU BRING MIKASA OR ARMIN WITH YOU, BETTER YET WHY NOT LEVI. 95% OF THE FANDOM LOVE HIM ANYWAY!" You yelled to him over the screaming of the angry girls chasing you. "Can't I just turn into a titan?!" Eren screamed and you shook your head furiously. "SURE IF YOU WANT THE FUCKING POLICE, NEWS TEAM, AND A CURIOUS GROUP OF SCIENTISTS CHASING AFTER YOUR TITAN FORM GO AHEAD BUT THAT WON'T BE MY PROBLEM!" You yelled as the girls got closer. You ducked in a narrow alleyway, panting and watching the crowd of girls run past.

"Damn, you're complicated." You glared at Eren, who sheepishly looked away from you. "How the hell did you get here anyway?!" You said breathlessly. "I have no idea!" Eren yelled and you put a hand over his mouth to shush him. "You want the girls to find us again?!" "I'M SORRY GOD DAMMIT-" "THERE THEY ARE!" A girl screamed. "SHIT EREN LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" "ME YOU'RE THE ONE WHO-" "GET EM!"

"Shit...transform Transform TRANSFORM GOD DAMMIT I DON'T WANAN DIE BY A BUNCH OF FANGIRLS!!!!!"